โGet your black ass out of that seat before I drag you out myself.โ
โMaโam, I paid for this upgrade. Hereโs my boarding pass.โ
โI donโt care what you paid, honey. First class isnโt a zoo.โ
โPlease, I havenโt done anything.โ
โYou breathing the same air as me is doing something. You smell like the back of the plane. Go sit where you belong.โ