HOA Called Police on the New Neighbor in His Own Driveway — Not Knowing He's the New Judge

HOA Called Police on the New Neighbor in His Own Driveway — Not Knowing He's the New Judge

Chapter 29

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A woman from Thistle Way recognized a box of lights her family had paid for through the association's holiday fund. She picked up the box and asked whether I was sure she could take it. I told her she could identify it and place it with the association's belongings, and that I would be happy to hand it to whoever the board designated. She nodded, set it down beside the others, and remained in the driveway rather than leaving immediately. She had come for the lights. She stayed because there was more to think about than lights.

Around twelve ten, Patricia came to the fence.

She had her phone already at her ear. The lanyard was back around her neck, and the visor shaded her eyes in the familiar way. She stood between the white fence posts and began speaking loudly enough that everyone nearby could hear. She reported a theft in progress, gave my address, and said I was distributing her personal possessions to strangers. She mentioned the motor home and said it had already been taken unlawfully.

The driveway went quiet one conversation at a time.

I did not ask her to end the call. I did not tell the crowd she was lying. I had expected this possibility and had kept the documents ready. I simply told the people present that the police had been contacted, that they were welcome to stay or leave, and that no one should remove an item if another person disputed ownership. A few people stepped back from the rows. Nobody ran.

Deputy Salas arrived nine minutes later.

He parked at the curb without emergency lights. When he stepped out, he stood beside his cruiser for a moment and looked at the scene: rows of household equipment, neighbors in shorts and sun hats, paper cups, the open garage, and Patricia waiting at the fence. Then he took out his notebook and walked toward her. I had seen him enough times by now to recognize the expression he wore when he was determined to say no more than his job required.

"Ma'am, you reported a theft," he said. "Which property has been taken?"

Patricia swept her hand toward the driveway. "All of this. My belongings have been dragged out of storage and given away. The recreational vehicle was stolen last weekend."

"Where were the belongings stored?"

"In the community garage."

"Which garage?"

She pointed at mine. "That one."

Salas turned toward the open door, then looked down at the pavement on which he was standing. "And the recreational vehicle was parked here?"

"Yes. Under a lease. He knows that."

I waited until Salas asked me for my account. Then I gave him the deed, the survey, a copy of the final notice concerning the motor home, and the tow receipt. I explained that the items were being held for identification, that no disputed property would be given to anyone without resolution, and that the display had been arranged after written notice to the neighbors. I showed him the photographs documenting where the things had been found.

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