Karen Called Wildlife Officers to Arrest Me for Fishing — They Shook My Hand Instead

Karen Called Wildlife Officers to Arrest Me for Fishing — They Shook My Hand Instead

Chapter 7

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A process server handed me the packet.

The board resolution declared the lake HOA common property.

Declared me an unauthorized user.

Directed me to stop fishing, boating, or accessing the dock.

And warned that failure to comply within seven days could result in referral for criminal trespass.

Every board member had voted yes.

Unanimous.

I read the attorney’s letter three times.

Then set it beside the certified deed.

On one side of my kitchen table:

County records.

On the other:

HOA letterhead.

It should have been obvious which mattered more.

But for the first time, I understood why people sometimes surrender even when they are legally right.

Being right is not free.

To prove it in court might require filing.

Lawyers.

Motions.

Time away from work.

Thousands of dollars.

Months.

Maybe longer.

Gail had a board.

An attorney.

A management company.

Forty petition signatures.

Neighbors who believed her.

And now a letter threatening criminal referral.

I had paper.

Good paper.

Correct paper.

But paper does not argue by itself.

That week, I slept badly.

Every night I returned to the same question.

Why?

Why was Gail escalating?

A reasonable board president who discovered the lake was privately owned would have corrected the mistake.

Embarrassing?

Absolutely.

Expensive?

Maybe.

But fixable.

Withdraw fines.

Explain a recordkeeping error.

Rewrite the marketing language.

Move on.

Gail was doing the opposite.

Each new piece of evidence made her more aggressive.

She was spending legal money to defend a claim contradicted by county records.

She was turning neighbors against me.

She was pushing for a trespass referral.

That was more than pride.

It felt like fear.

So I stopped rereading the deed.

I started reading the HOA’s financial documents.

Months earlier, Terry from management had emailed me a general packet when I asked about the fines.

Budgets.

Assessment schedules.

Meeting summaries.

I had barely looked at them.

Now I spread everything across the kitchen table.

Landscaping.

Road maintenance.

Insurance.

Management fees.

Legal reserve.

Clubhouse maintenance.

Then one line caught my eye.

LAKE AMENITY ASSESSMENT.

$150 per household.

I stared at it.

Then opened the previous year.

Same line.

Year before that.

Same.

Four consecutive years.

Exactly the period Gail had been president.

I picked up a calculator.

Eighty-two homes.

One hundred fifty dollars.

Four years.

$49,200.

I checked the math twice.

Forty-nine thousand two hundred dollars collected under a lake-related assessment.

On a lake the HOA did not own.

I sat back.

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