HOA Karen Called Cops On Me For Grilling — She Didn’t Know I Was Standing On City Land

HOA Karen Called Cops On Me For Grilling — She Didn’t Know I Was Standing On City Land

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"I'm a pioneer."

"You're something."

He went on to explain that the open portion was not an emergency access lane and had no underground equipment directly beneath the spot I proposed. The city could issue a short written authorization for limited recreational use, revocable at any time and subject to its maintenance schedule, but the property manager would have to sign it. He also pointed to the long grass near a dry ornamental hedge and told me he would not support placing an operating grill there. I moved my proposed spot farther onto the trimmed section, where I could use a protective mat without modifying the ground.

Later that day, a fire prevention officer called me back. His name was Daniel Reed, and he asked whether I understood that the fire code was separate from ownership. I told him that was why I had contacted his office. We discussed the grill's specifications, how I would transport and store its fuel, the minimum clearances required under the local guidance, and the need to supervise a cooking appliance continuously. None of his answers was a generic approval for grilling anywhere; he was reviewing one proposed use in one proposed place.

"Can you put the applicable sections in an email?" I asked.

"I can give you the guidance and tell you what the department would check," he said. "I can't give you immunity from a bad decision later."

"I don't want immunity. I want to make a good decision first."

He paused. "Is this an HOA problem?"

"Possibly."

"I knew it. Every time somebody asks me to confirm the difference between public ground and common property, there's a board involved."

His email arrived that evening. It was careful, specific, and decidedly unromantic. I read every line, compared the clearances against the available space, and realized I would need to position the equipment more precisely than I had originally planned. Emily looked over the plan with me. She insisted that we bring a fire extinguisher, a stable noncombustible mat, drinking water, and an actual meal rather than creating an elaborate test involving an empty grill.

"If we're going to be ridiculous," she said, "we're at least going to eat."

There was still the question of the exact property line. I had enough experience reading survey documents to understand their purpose, but not enough to claim that a tape measure from an online map settled a legal boundary. I found a licensed surveyor named Alan Pierce who had worked on properties near Cedar Landing. He agreed to locate the relevant existing monuments and provide a brief field sketch, with the understanding that he was not performing a complete subdivision survey or changing any property rights.

Alan arrived with a small crew on Friday afternoon. He was a thoughtful man with a dry sense of humor and a habit of talking to himself while he compared recorded information with the ground. He located the reference monument near the intersection and another farther down the corridor, then checked them against the plat. Emily joined us when she came home from work and watched him indicate a line running several feet inside the area most residents considered association landscaping.

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HOA Karen Called Cops On Me For Grilling — She Didn’t Know I Was Standing On City Land

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